Floyd Mayweather attacked in London after declaring his support for the Jewish community

Who knew that shopping for jewelry in London could be a crash course in Middle Eastern geopolitics, or more accurately, how not to argue with it? Unbeaten boxing legend Floyd “Money” Mayweather walked into Hatton Garden hoping to pick up something shiny. He’s no stranger to wealth, but guess what else he’s up to these days? Helping orphans in Israel. Yes, real children who have lost their parents. Truly a monstrous thing, isn’t it? Apparently the self-styled intellectual giants of London’s streets think so.

How The Sun According to reports, a group of eight to ten future Nobel Prize winners (with twenty or so spectators cheering from the sidelines) surrounded Mayweather and decided it was time to test their moral superiority through art old from… the assault attempt.

Some pro-Pals were just racially abused, tried to punch and chase boxing star Floyd Mayweather out of an expensive London shop. This is not protest. This is a hateful and violent crowd. pic.twitter.com/oSoKwyBWCK

— Heidi Bachram 🎗️ (@HeidiBachram) December 10, 2024

A witness said The Sun, “Someone said Mayweather had been shopping when asked why he supported Israel. He doubled down and said he was proud to support the Jews.” How dare you? How dare this man bring gifts to orphans and express pride in supporting a Jewish community? Clearly, this is cause for a well-reasoned argument – just kidding, they tried to hit him.

“Then someone gave him an eyeful for that. He seemed very focused,” said the witness The Sun. Take notes, people: When you disagree with someone supporting orphaned children, your best fallback is obviously to attempt a punch. Hats off to these streetwise philosophers. Nothing screams “We’re on the right side of history” like forming a mob to attack a man who was just looking at shiny objects in a jewelry store.

Oh, and let’s not forget the racist slurs. Because if physically attacking a peaceful shopper isn’t classy enough, racial slurs should really mark that these are world-class human beings we’re dealing with. Another witness said: “Floyd took some hits, but his security was trying to push people back.” So let’s get this straight: a professional fighter, who could probably flatten these intellectuals with his fists if he wanted to, didn’t even bother to fight back. Probably because even he knew stooping to his level would be like debating quantum physics with a rusty shovel.

They shoved Mayweather into a black 4×4 and hit the roof twice, probably the universal signal to “Get away from these drooling morons”. The car sped off, leaving behind a crowd that must have been incredibly proud. After all, what did they achieve? They sure showed that guy who dared to help the orphans and say something nice about the Jews. The nerve!

As if to really gild the lily, Mayweather is one of the first major Western figures to dare to show support for Israel after the heinous terrorist attacks. He even launched the Mayweather Israel Initiative to give free birthday gifts to orphaned children. But who needs reason or empathy when you have a bunch of loudmouths who think fists and name-calling are the ultimate form of diplomacy?