The official Purity Test checklist for San Francisco techs. Click on each item you've made.Warning: This is not a bucket-list. Completing all items in this test will make you a loser.1. Applying for a job at OpenAI2. Asked 'what is your AGI timeline'3. Someone told your AGI timeline4. Switched from ChatGPT to Claude5. Returned from Claude to ChatGPT6. Unironically called startup 'ngmi'7. A blue bottle meeting was taken at 2 South Park8. A job interview / pitch meeting was taken at Cafe Reveille9. Later worked at Delahs coffee10. Recognized as e/acc11. Attended an e/acc gathering12. Attended the OpenAI Dev day13. Attending a Cafe Compute14. Attended a hackathon15. Attended the burning man16. Attended burning man 3+ times17. Listened to a Latent Space podcast episode18. Listened to an All In podcast episode19. Attended a party in Mission Control20. Attended a party at AGI house21. Works with Newton or Solaris22. Co-working from SF Commons23. Read the paper 'Attention is all you need'24. Abandoned learning and downloaded Cursor25. Considered alternative careers when Devin was released26. Rejected by YC but pretend you didn't apply27. Accepted by YC28. Live in a hacker house (>50% founders)29. Lives with 3+ roommates to have lower rent30. Live with a co-founder or co-worker31. Living in a situation where there are more people than rooms32. Sleeping on a mattress without a bed frame33. Meet Andrej Karpathy, Sam Altman, or Fei-Fei Li34. Subscribe to Blueprint meals35. Subscribed to Blueprint diets and did not lose weight36. Eats Souvla more than 3 times a week37. Pays for a Touchstone (Mission Cliffs / Dogpatch Boulders) membership38. Made a LinkedIn connection from the get go39. Tried any of the following: 75 Hard, cold immersion, sauna40. Bought 8 Sleep41. Cut the seed oils42. Stripped for Archimedes Banya43. Wearing an apple watch or whoop44. Worn more than 1 fitness wearable at the same time45. Took a Waymo46. The Monroes drank too much47. Ordered an espresso martini at Balboas48. Drink Huel, Soylent, or any liquid meal replacement49. Attended dinner sponsored by VC50. Asked someone at a tech event51. Asked at a tech event52. Dating someone you met at a tech event53. Wrote a date for me doc54. Driven by the SF Compute billboard55. Skiing in Tahoe56. Started or tried to start an AI startup57. Pivoted your non-AI startup into an AI-first startup58. Builds a RAG pipeline59. Using LlamaIndex, Langchain, or CrewAI60. Started using Perplexity as your primary search engine61. Jailbreak tried ChatGPT, Claude, or any popular LLM62. Watching the polymarket during the election63. Blocked by Lex Fridman64. Read 'The Chip War' by Chris Miller65. Read 'Atomic Habits' by James Clear66. Read 'Zero to One' by Peter Thiel67. Watched or took a Deep Learning course68. Hackernews is checked daily69. Attended NeurIPS70. Attended NeurIPS 3+ times71. Attended ICML72. Attended ICLR73. Traveled for an AI conference and basically skipped the conference74. Explores the current quality of AI girlfriends/boyfriends75. Telling someone you can't date because AGI is coming76. Adderall or other stimulants are taken to increase productivity77. Ggp/Dolores took psychedelics78. Actively calculates the gender ratio of an event79. Actively complain about the gender ratio at an event80. Investing less than 5k in a company and calling yourself an angel investor81. Bought bitcoin above82. Bought a memecoin83. Said 'I'm moving to NYC' because you can't get into SF84. Have a friend who says 'I'm moving to NYC' because they can't afford SF85. Been on a date with a non-tech guy and realized how out of touch you are86. Tweeted 'OpenAI is nothing without its people'87. Put 'build something new' in your twitter bio88. Asked someone on Twitter89. Hosts a Twitter Spaces to discuss AI trends90. Following Sam Altman on Twitter91. Follow Andrej Karpathy on Twitter92. Follow Guillermo Rauch on Twitter93. V0 is used to write your front end94. Met a VC at Equinox95. Your email has been transferred to Superhuman96. Switched to Arc browser97. Tried airchat and got shaky98. Tried bluesky and got beat up99. 50+ parties in partiful100. 100+ parties in partifulCalculate My ScoreAsk an AI Assistant 2025-01-01 21:18:00
